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Let the Buyer Beware that this is one of
those lengthy and disgustingly complicated terms of service pages that most people rarely read but merely scroll to the bottom
of and click on the "I agree to the terms of service" icon. So, do it and get it over with. I am a Freelance
Writer for god's sakel, if you did sue me and win how much do you think you would actually get after you paid your attorneys
and court cost. If you get sued by somebody else for something I wrote and you paid me for and now you want to blame
me for your troubles I feel very sorry for you but if you agree to pay me you also agree to not hold me liable for any of
the awesome and/or unintended effects/affects of the artistically welded together text that I have provided to you.
Conversely if you become wildly successful because of something that I wrote for you and you got all the money and the power
I will just be very happy for you and leave you alone. I promise not to call at 6:00am on a Sunday morning and ask if
I can crash on your couch for a couple of days. However, if you do achieve some form of enlightenment after your huge
monetary gain and decide that you wish to send some form of bonus gratuity in my direction I would be more than happy to accept
it and would most likley bend over backwards to do even a more spectacular job for you on the next go around. Provided
of course on the next order you followed protocol and paid me the $5.00 deposit and the .015cent per word fee as we agreed
upon earlier. Do you agree? do you like me? Check box yes______
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